Whod you bang
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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