i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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