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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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