??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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