You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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