Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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