Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
