But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
