small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
