Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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