so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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