Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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