I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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