No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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