I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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