i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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