I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
