White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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