the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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