Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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