So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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