Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have fence marks all over my body
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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