Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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