didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
