WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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