i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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