whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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