D3 body, D1 cock
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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