Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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