Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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