She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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