i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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