Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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