I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dick very happy bro
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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