There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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