Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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