I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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