Whoa Z and x make the same sound
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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