I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
