Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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