Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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