I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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