I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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