i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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