Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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