Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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