I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
