I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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