the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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