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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I think my moral compass just broke
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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