we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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