Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just found puke in my bra..
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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