four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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