how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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