It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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