it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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