My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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