I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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